What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's Blog, Blog, Blog! It's Blo-og, Blo-og, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's Blo-og, Blo-og, it's better than bad, it's good! Everyone wants a Blog! You're gonna love it, Blog! Come on and get your Blog! Everyone needs a Blog!

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Rest in peace, my fiendish friend.

For as long as I can remember, I have been a television addict. Being a child in the 70's and 80's was the best time EVER for kids, especially those with TVs. Everything from Muppets to Scooby-Doo to Transformers ruled my world. But my all-time favorite show was Batman. You can bet your ass I was there at the same Bat-Time and same Bat-Channel everyday of the week. In fact, I quit soccer, baseball, basketball, track, softball AND Cub Scouts because the practice/meetings interfered with my TV time. If I had TiVo back then, I would probably have been a little more active, but such was not the case. Anyway, Frank Gorshin's embodiment of The Riddler was played with maniacal glee and joined the wonderous ranks of West's Batman, Ward's Robin, Romero's Joker and Meredith's Penguin. Pure genius.

Monday, May 16, 2005

Gone..uh...yeah, like the sign says...

So last night was the most kicking wedding/party of all time and to try and sum it up the day after while running on 1/10 my normal power would be, well, stupid. So it's off to Prague (once we figure out what to pack) and we'll be back in 2 weeks. And maybe I can squeeze a space adventure in as well.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

OWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!

Really, nothing more needs to be said. OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!

Sunday, May 08, 2005

ZOOOOMMBIIIIE!!!!

In your heeeaaad, in your heeeaaad,
Zombie, zombie, zombie,
Hey, hey, hey. What's in your heeeaaad,
In your heeeaaad,
Zombie, zombie, zombie?

Well, I think The Cranberries are about to find out!!! The Zombie Master himself, George Romero will treat us ALL with zombies galore this summer!!! Woo-Hoo!!! Fantastico! My guess is that what's in a zombie's head resembles Marmite. Or Vegemite. Either way it stinks and will kill you.

Robin's Big Date


Robin's Big Date
Originally uploaded by macslost.
Have you ever been out on a date with a girl you really dig and you REALLY want it to work out and then an unwanted friend butts in and pretty much ruins everything? Well, don't feel too bad, it even happens to super-heroes. Bat-Bastard.

Don't Annoy me.


Don't Annoy me.
Originally uploaded by macslost.
I have dealt with many difficult people in my life. And by difficult I mean needy, bi-polar, living baggage. Now, because of this, these days I have an amazing level of patience when it comes to individuals that feel the need to test that level. Being the sensible, level-headed individual that I am (and no longer accepting this kind of nonsense into my world), I find myself calmly and reasonably asking said patience-tester to please halt their infantile behavior. When that doesn't work, I politely offer a clear threat to their person/belongings that might encourage them to cease and desist. When my threat is not heeded, then I must follow through. I am a man of my word and to do anything less would be uncivilized. Let's hope Jeff learned his lesson. (side note: Dried Red Bull & Vodka will make a dress tie stand straight up on it's own.)

Vote For Zaphod!!


Vote For Zaphod!!
Originally uploaded by macslost.
For People. Freedom. Democracy. And Stuff.

07:00:00:00


07:00:00:00
Originally uploaded by macslost.
Seven Days and Counting! Don't be fooled, this image will be of Dinah dragging from what promises to be the best damn party EVER. Our wedding is gonna RULE.

I've....been away for a while.


I've....been away for a while.
Originally uploaded by macslost.
A month ago I got the high score on this great new video game at a local mini mart. Well, later that night, I was approached by an alien from another world. Their galaxy was in danger and they needed my skills in an epic "Space Battle" in order to save their race. I said "Sure!" I mean, I just got my new passport and have been itching to use it. Anyway, the battle began and I, like, blew up all the ships and saved the universe! That, or I fell asleep watching The Last Starfighter on TBS and have just been too lazy/unmotivated to update my blog. Yay me!