What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's Blog, Blog, Blog! It's Blo-og, Blo-og, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's Blo-og, Blo-og, it's better than bad, it's good! Everyone wants a Blog! You're gonna love it, Blog! Come on and get your Blog! Everyone needs a Blog!

Friday, September 26, 2008

Crap you never needed to know about me.

I don't think I have ever done one of these before, oddly enough, but I don't feel like working right this second (even though I desperately need to). And thank you Megan for calling me out specifically.

1.How many songs are on your iPod?
5805. Sadly I haven't put anything new in there in about 6-8 months. Too busy!

2. What music would you want played at your funeral?
Mmmmm. The Jaws theme song. People should keep on their toes. I've always promised I wasn't going alone...

3.What magazines do you have subscriptions to?
NOT porn, if that's what you're asking. Um, I think I have Men's Health and Psychology Today.

4. What is your favorite scent?
Old comic books.

5. If you had a million dollars that you could only spend on yourself, what would you do with it?
Buy a 150" plasma TV. And a new house to go around it.

6. What is your theme song?
Um. Hm. Lit's "My own worst enemy"? "Everything to Everyone", Everclear? NWA's "100 Miles and Running? OK, maybe not that one. Maybe. Or maybe the main theme from The Rock. I know, none of them are cool, but cool songs don't really apply to reality. Mine anyway. Plus I SUCK at lyrics, so these questions are always hard.

7. Do you trust easily?
Usually 'yes' until you burn me and then it's a permanent 'no'. But I wouldn't tell you that.

8. Do you generally think before you act, or act before you think?
Overthink before I act. But I think fast, so it could look more impulsive than it really is. But I bend facts to fit my predetermined decision in some instances, so it doesn't really help that I am good at filling in gaps in logic. I've seen too many bad movies.

9.Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
Where's my money? You know who you are. (and no, not you)

10. Do you have a good body-image?
Is this asking that I do, in fact, realize I have developed a lovely beer belly this summer since I sit in a chair 14 hours a day? The answer is yes.

11. Is being tagged fun?
If it was, would people run away in the first place?

12. How do you spend your social networking (Facebook, etc.) time?
Stalking people. Judging them silently. Making a list.

13. What have you been seriously addicted to lately?
Maker's Mark, on the rocks. Might explain that belly problem.

14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Megan's got one of the best taste in pop-culture delights of anyone I know. And she's not a SNOB about it. Unless it sucks, and then she's got a wicked sense of humor.

15. What’s the last song that got stuck in your head?
Well, now I have the damn theme song from The Rock stuck in my head. Before that is was, um, plz hld...'Low' by FloRider ft T-Pain. Thank you Tom Cruise.

16.What’s your favorite item of clothing?
Shorts. Usually I laze around in my camo-lottes. Because they are comfy and cool. As in 'cold' not 'fashionably'. But I did buy some other colors recently.

17. Do you think Rice Crispies are yummy?
Compared to Fruity or Cocoa Pebbles? Hell no.

18. What would you do if you see saw $100 lying on the ground?
Pick it up. Then convert it to pennies and leave a long trail of them into an upside-down crate popped up with a stick. I'm gonna catch me a hobo.

19. What items could you not go without during the day?
Internet. And I could do without 3 of the following, but not all 4: Movie/TV/Comic/Video Game. As long as 1 is in there, I'm good.

20. What should you be doing right now?
Billing. Which I will now get back to.

BAD language, GOOD jokes.

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Thursday, September 25, 2008

The Dark Bailout

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Great uses for hot dogs #417

Tuesday, September 16, 2008


I love Paul Rudd.



Next to the marvel Zombies, this might be one of the coolest toys ever.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Look! Ken has a boyfriend now!

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Could that BE any gayer?

Trick question. No.

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God Bless Stan Winston

Stan Winston passed away this summer, which was a blow that Hollywood will most likely never recover from, even though his work lives on through an entire F/X house full of true believers.

I have a chance to visit the Winston studios this week and it was, well, AWESOME.



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"I am *not* a toy!"

God's finger touched him, and he slept.

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That's about right.

That's about right., originally uploaded by macslost.

Guess who wins?

Guess who wins?, originally uploaded by macslost.

That's right.


A dumptruck full of hope!

This gives me hope!

Soundwave and Grimlock for Transformers 3!!

(Yes, Devastator will be in Transformers 2, according to this.)

We're gonna need a bigger gun.

The question is, how MUCH bigger?

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They will be MINE.

Oh yes.

Oh yesssss...

Bill & Jerry's new family

Thanks, Dre!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

A new twist on an old favorite

And I am fully aware of the lack of posting, but this month can suck it.

I do have some fun stuff to put up, though.

Maybe this weekend.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

In A Wooorllld....

without Don LaFontaine.

We're all done. He was the King.