What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's Blog, Blog, Blog! It's Blo-og, Blo-og, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's Blo-og, Blo-og, it's better than bad, it's good! Everyone wants a Blog! You're gonna love it, Blog! Come on and get your Blog! Everyone needs a Blog!

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

01:04:28


01:04:28
Originally uploaded by macslost.
In case you don't know me, I watch a LOT of damn TV. Probably too much, but I love it and I don't care what you think, so let's move on. We all have our favorite shows, but let's face it, as good as LOST or GILMORE GIRLS or ALIAS is, there are certainly disappointing episodes that take place throughout the season. There are only two shows on TV that are consistently jaw-dropping and satisfying from beginning to end while successfully carrying a year-long plot. One is of course BATTLESTAR GALACTICA (or Kick-Asstica as I like to call it) and the other is VERONICA MARS. It's also the only show I have ever seen that is carried by only one female lead and an all male supporting cast. The show is a fantastic blend of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (minus demons) and The OC. A little Scooby-Doo-ish, but in a great way. Anyway, it is now in direct competition with LOST, so it's a damn good thing I have more than one TiVo. And VCR.

Sorry about that Chief!


Sorry about that Chief!
Originally uploaded by macslost.
Would ya believe...Don Adams passed away? (1923-2005)

That would explain all the recent KAOS going on around the country. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Friday, September 16, 2005

The Crawlspace


The Crawlspace
Originally uploaded by macslost.
So, in order to wire up the electronics in the living room without rear-speaker wires running across the hardwood floors, I have to...crawl under the house. Needless to say, I will be well armed.

Gem Sweater


Gem Sweater
Originally uploaded by macslost.
Not really much to say about this one. What's scary is that she's the first 20 images under the Google image search for "Gem Sweater".

05:08:20


05:08:20
Originally uploaded by macslost.
A little more than 5 days and my precious returnsssss....

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Originally uploaded by macslost.
....uh...wh...ah...what...WHAT?! Dude. Dude. No, seriously. Dude. I...what?

Power Outage Jeff

As you undoubtedly know, there was a fierce power outage in Los Angeles earlier this week. For a complete report, visit A Swig of Alf. And yes, we have recovered for the most part, but it is difficult eating ice cream after it melts a little and re-freezes. If you could send relief stuff like, uh, a sharper spoon, that would be great. And maybe some batteries. You know, for next time.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Long time in the making...

You know how when you are driving to work and you remember those things that you only remember when driving to work and then promptly forget them the second you leave your car? (this effect also takes place at other times in the car, but that's not the point.)

ANYWAY, I have this irritating rant that has been stuck in the back of my head for years now and I only ever remember it when I see it and then my brain immediately casts it out like that Jesus/demon/pig story thing. Again, not the point.

The point is, WHY THE #$*&%$* DO YOU NEED A DREAMCATCHER HANGING FROM YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR?! Sleep in the car a lot do you? Maybe if you have nightmares while sleeping in the car YOU SHOULDN'T SLEEP THERE. JACKASS. Really, there's no excuse for that. Shame on you. And you think you look cool. I mean, it's not like you're a practicing Anishnabe or anything, you're just a jackass who bought it at a souvenir shop while driving to Vegas. You stupid bitch.

OK, that's all I really had. But it was enough. You suck.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

100 Days in the life...


100 Days in the life...
Originally uploaded by macslost.
Just to give you an idea of where we are at a mental/physical stress level right now, here's a quick breakdown of the past 100 days:

- Ran our own wedding

- Went to Europe

- Bought a house

- Dinah turned 30

- Renovated an entire house

- Dinah got a promotion

- Got a puppy

- Went to Hawaii

- Moved

Of course, the 'wedding' and 'renovation' ones count for 100 things each, but stilll...

COMING UP NEXT ON "100 Days in the life..."

- Puppy potty-training

- Install new hardware in the house

- Rewire the TiVos/stereo

- Landscape

- Housewarming

Rest in peace, little buddy.


Rest in peace, little buddy.
Originally uploaded by macslost.
Bob Denver

1935-2005