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Friday, December 31, 2004


What does that mean? People always say it like it's some sort of greeting or "Good Luck!", but honestly, I think of it more like a "Congratulations, you don't have to worry about what you are doing for New Year's Eve anymore". Why the hell is it that year after year, come December 18th or so, people start going, "Uh, what are you doing for New Year's?" to which the universal response is "Uh, I don't know yet. Maybe going to a house party of a friend of a friend of a friend." The two worst "holidays" of the year are 4th of July and New Year's. Why is there such a big expectation to get out and celebrate? All it means is that whatever big party event you attend, it will cost to much, the drink line is WAY too long, parking takes 3 hours and it takes 4 hours to get out after the festivities end. At which point, all you really want to do is ram a sparkler in your eye, light it, and drive your car through that crosswalk with the 162 drunk frat kids at 100 mph, which is impossible, becase 100 cm per hour has been your speed for the past 45 minutes. Anyway, after much thought, I have decided to spare myself the stress this year and curl up with 3 or 4 bottles of wine and champagne and my woman and watch me some DVDs, now that I finaly got my receiver back from the dickheads at Mid-Valley Electronics Repair. Don't go there, they suck. And no, I'm not cranky, so bite me. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Thursday, December 23, 2004


OK, I loved the Muppets growing up. And after watching some of the Muppet Christmas and John Denver Hippie Mountain special something or other, I realize why this show thrived in the prime-time slot while we were young. It's DIRTY. "Man Eating Chickens" being "Jerked around", "Pitching Tents" and many, many other innuendos and wise cracks. It's awesome. Helps to be a bit innebriated, but all the same. Muppets 4-Eva.

Tuesday, December 21, 2004


Black. White. Red. Yellow. Rock.

Tuesday, December 14, 2004


Check it. Batman goes old-school and it kicks ASS.

Saturday, December 11, 2004

NEW! The Everlasting Teaser from WONKA!

Now with more flavor! And Creepy Depp! Like I said, 2005 is gonna be SUH-WEET. Check it out.

Thursday, December 09, 2004

I'm going to hell.

Not only am I going, but I already have beachfront property and am working towards a Hi-Def flatscreen. Anyway, I came across this a few years ago and it's ruined the song. All I can hear is "Ding! Fries are done". Now and forever. I don't even know what the real song is anymore nor can I remember a single word from it. Ding! fries are done...dammit.


Wednesday, December 01, 2004

mAc's LOST (week 10)

"Dude, I am SO not moving to the rape caves." Awesome. All I have to say. that and "Is Ethan/TomCruiseCousin really Alex?" I think not, because that guy's social skills seem to be fairly normal for being stranded on an island for 16 years with a crazy mother. Well, except for the "I'm crazy and taking baby-lady and the junkie for a little trip through the jungle for reasons unkown." Grr. Only one more ep before THREE WEEKS of NO episodes. The good news? ALIAS is paired with it on January 5th. Oh, yes. Get LOST.