What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's Blog, Blog, Blog! It's Blo-og, Blo-og, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's Blo-og, Blo-og, it's better than bad, it's good! Everyone wants a Blog! You're gonna love it, Blog! Come on and get your Blog! Everyone needs a Blog!

Thursday, November 25, 2004


Originally uploaded by macslost.

What's Tryptophhh...zzzzzzzzz
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My idea of Thanksgiving is this: Wine. Wine. Wine. Turkey+Mashed Potato+Stuffing. Drown in gravy. Add more gravy. Swallow, repeat. No sweet potatoes, yams, green beans, blah, blah, blah. Turkey, mashed potato, stuffing, gravy. Pass Out. The end. And tomorrow we shall do it all AGAIN.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

mAc's LOST (weak nothing)

Stupid Thanksgiving. No LOST tonight. That SUCKS. I wonder what they are having for dinner?

Sunday, November 21, 2004

mAc's 30th: Part the Second

mAc's 30th: Part the Second
Originally uploaded by macslost.
I love the Cat & Fiddle. I really do. Also, I love beer. So when the waitress brings me my own pitcher and then drops a straw in it, I squeal like a little girl. I don't remember much after that but it was good times, I'm sure.

Thursday, November 18, 2004

THE O.C. Drinking Game

Here are the times you shall drink:
Seth makes a pop culture reference
Ryan stares at Seth and says nothing
Summer calls Seth "Cohen"
Marissa drinks and/or pouts
Sandy is self-righteous
Kirsten whines at Sandy
Julie says something really bitchy
Caleb does/says something under-handed
Jimmy acts like a 12 year old
Anyone says "Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy"

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

mAc's LOST (week 9)

I hate Wednesdays at 9! I have to wait 167 hours until the next episode! And there ISN'T one next week! So it's 335 hours. Ugh. Anyway! Tonight: Crazy French Chick! "You didn't hear about the polar bear?" Par on hole 2! Tom Cruise's cousin joins the cast! And a dude with a rash. Plus the Steve and Scott guys leaves...29 'guest slots' left! LOST. Watch it.

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

GI JOE PSAs. Just as I remembered them. I think.

G.I. Joooooooooooooooooe

Monday, November 15, 2004

My 30th Birthday: Part the First

Not enough straws...
Originally uploaded by macslost.
I have been waiting for, like, 7 years to be 30. Some sort of twisted need for legitimacy. I only ever hear people complain about being in their 30's and yet by not being 30 you get the "Oh, you're just a baby, you don't understand." Well, I'm here now and it rules, so suck it. You know what? You'll be 40 soon. And that's OLD. Anyway, I christened my 30th's with many a concoction, the most fun containing dry ice and 10 ounces of liquor. And this was just the beginning. Oh the hidden joys of Las Vegas...

ATLANTIS FOUND! (Aquaman pissed. So is Namor.)

Whilst we wait for physical proof (preferably in the form of a sexy mermaid), looks like one mystery might be solved. Let's get this guy on Nessy next!

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Game Over, Barbie! You ain't gettin' your stapler back.

I had to work a golf event and got screwed out of going to the Seed of Chucky premiere. Sooooooo weak. But I did get to meet some of my fave celebs. I stood at the urinal next to Milton at the event, where he said they just recorded a bunch of interviews for the "Office Space" Special Edition. Sweeeet. Hudson is directing a new golf movie for Disney and seemed a bit preoccupied with the hot 18 year old girl he cast in it. Cox wouldn't call me Sally.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

SWEET! Like Candy.

Originally uploaded by macslost.
Is it July yet? Tim Burton + Johnny Depp = Golden Ticket. I'm in.

Monday, November 08, 2004

Grand Theft Widow

Grand Theft Widow
Originally uploaded by macslost.
I love my PS2. More than my X-Box. Sure, you snicker and think I'm an idiot, but I have 2 very good reasons for it. #1 - I'm a cheater. An unrepentant one at that. I broke enough Atari and Commodore controllers in the 80's to confidently say that I have a short temper when it comes to repeating the same level over and over again. Probably why I hate doing the dishes, too. Anyway, There's no cheat codes for X-Box and I hate them for it. #2 - Grand Theft Auto. I picked my game up the day it came out, punched in my cheat codes and began beating up crack dealers, wasting cops, gang bangers, shoppers, whoever, really. Then I thought it got really cool when I found out I could swim. And tag neighborhoods. And start gangwars. And burn pot fields and get tattoos and shoot 2 Mac-10s at once. Sweet. Then I found out I could actually fly between cities at the airport so I wouldn't have to drive so damn far. Way cool. But the craziest addition? I can base-jump. There are parachutes all over the game's highest points and I can actually sky-dive. From cliffs, buildings, planes, whatever. Needless to say, this game sucked up about 18 hours of my weekend. And it was glorious. My fiancee doesn't share my enthusiasm. I think she's jealous.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

I Voted

And I lost! Stupid, ignorant, red-neck, jack-ass troglodites. Well, at least I don't have to live in a red state. Someone found a new use for Craigslist. It's a beaut. I wish I had thought of it. And if you missed John Stewart slapping Tucker Carlson around, you can get it here. I recommend watching it at least 7 times.

Monday, November 01, 2004

Higher Education

Higher Education
Originally uploaded by macslost.
SKY HIGH. Super-Hero High School. Kurt Russell. Bruce Campbell. Dave Foley. Kevin McDonald. Lynda Carter. Dude. Nuff said. 2005 will be beautiful.