My 30th Birthday: Part the First

Not enough straws...
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I have been waiting for, like, 7 years to be 30. Some sort of twisted need for legitimacy. I only ever hear people complain about being in their 30's and yet by not being 30 you get the "Oh, you're just a baby, you don't understand." Well, I'm here now and it rules, so suck it. You know what? You'll be 40 soon. And that's OLD. Anyway, I christened my 30th's with many a concoction, the most fun containing dry ice and 10 ounces of liquor. And this was just the beginning. Oh the hidden joys of Las Vegas...