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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Long time in the making...

You know how when you are driving to work and you remember those things that you only remember when driving to work and then promptly forget them the second you leave your car? (this effect also takes place at other times in the car, but that's not the point.)

ANYWAY, I have this irritating rant that has been stuck in the back of my head for years now and I only ever remember it when I see it and then my brain immediately casts it out like that Jesus/demon/pig story thing. Again, not the point.

The point is, WHY THE #$*&%$* DO YOU NEED A DREAMCATCHER HANGING FROM YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR?! Sleep in the car a lot do you? Maybe if you have nightmares while sleeping in the car YOU SHOULDN'T SLEEP THERE. JACKASS. Really, there's no excuse for that. Shame on you. And you think you look cool. I mean, it's not like you're a practicing Anishnabe or anything, you're just a jackass who bought it at a souvenir shop while driving to Vegas. You stupid bitch.

OK, that's all I really had. But it was enough. You suck.


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