What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's Blog, Blog, Blog! It's Blo-og, Blo-og, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's Blo-og, Blo-og, it's better than bad, it's good! Everyone wants a Blog! You're gonna love it, Blog! Come on and get your Blog! Everyone needs a Blog!
Sure, it looks like the same kind of "look it's a gun, but it doesn't look like a real one so it decreases the likelihood of a cop shooting your kid in the face" gun, but, uh, it's not a water gun. It's, um, 'ooze'. You pump it. And ooze comes out. On your friends face.
posted by Mac at 7:08 PM
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If someone shot me with that thing they'd get a fucking slap.
7:19 PM
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