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Monday, January 08, 2007

2007: Things to look forward to.

2007: Things to look forward to., originally uploaded by macslost.

OK, OK, by 'things' I meant movies. I mean beyond that I guess you can look forward to the last Harry Potter book, but that's about it, I think.

OK! January! We're gonna start off and say that Smokin' Aces will be the big-fun for January. In fact, they made awesome little online comics with each assassin's character set-up. You can find them here:

Ain't It Cool News: Master of Disguise Lazlo Soot (Tommy Flanagan, Joel Edgerton)

ComingSoon.net: Buddy 'Aces' Israel (Jeremy Piven)

CHUD.com: The Tremor Brothers (Chris Pine, Kevin Durand and Maury Sterling)

UGO.com: FBI, Richard Messner (Ryan Reynolds)

JoBlo.com: Pasqual Acosta (Nestor Carbonell)

SmokinAces.com: Georgia Sykes (Alicia Keyes)

Boo-Ya! Field trip the weekend of 1/26 if yer in.

Also in January: Primeval (killer croc flick with the dude from Prison Break), Alpha Dog (Justin Timberlake's 'break out' role in the biopic of Jesse James Hollywood, who is trying to stop the movie as he is going to trial and the film paints him as a bad, bad man), The Hitcher remake and Epic Movie (spoof on eeeeeeeverything in the past few years: Potter, Pirates, Narnia, Snakes on a Plane...and dude, dude, dude - Crispin Glover as Willy Wonka). The rest is all drama-y and/or suck-ass. Not to say all of the above won't suck ass as well. It IS January.

Coming up in February: Ghost Rider! Black Snake Moan! Reno 911: Miami! It starts gettin' SWEET. Plus crap like Hannibal Rising and questionable things like Bridge to Terabithea, Astronaut Farmer and the Number 23.

But really, it's all just time-wasting til March gets here with 300! Zodiac! Hills Have Eyes 2! Fast Track! Fido! Sunshine! Shooter! Rescue Dawn! But wait!!!!

April brings even MORE awesomeness!!!! GRINDHOUSE!!! Hot Fuzz!! The Kingdom! Balls of Fury! OK, April doesn't have much beyond Grindhouse and Hot Fuzz, but that's OK, since you'll need to see both repeatedly.

After April? Forget it. Every single week is crammed with sequely goodness and other awesome treats. In order:

Spider-Man 3, 28 Weeks Later, Shrek the Third, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Knocked Up, Ocean's 13, Hostel II, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Evan Almighty, Ratatouille, Live Free or Die Hard, Transformers, Harry Potter & The Order of the Phoenix, Hairspray, Stardust, The Bourne Ultimatum, Rush Hour 3, Super Bad, Fanboys and last, but not least, Rob Zombie's Halloween remake.

Again, there's still tons of glory to be stuffed into the cracks here, but so far, 2007 is looking to be a GREAT year for flicks.

OK, OK, Next Fall: Resident Evil: Excinction, Eastern Promises, The Golden Age, Trick R Treat, 3:10 to Yuma, 30 Days of Night, Saw 4, Mr. Woodcock, American Gangster, Bee Movie, Fred Claus, Beowolf, Enchanted, The Mist, The Golden Compass, I Am Legend, Aliens Vs. Predator 2, Charlie Wilson's War. And there will be so much more. So. Much. More.

2007 will be grand.

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