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Sunday, November 05, 2006

Aw, yeah. If I still worked in a cubicle farm...

Your face would be a fine red mist next time you peeked over your wall. It'd be like those Texas Prairie Dog hunts! (OK, maybe it would be a fine red circle that would disappear in 2 seconds and maybe there wouldn't be so much dirt and chewing tobacco, but you get the point.)

Behold! The Nerf Longshot! It's a Nerf SNIPER RIFLE.

I might get one anyway. Could keep Moneypenny from digging holes in my backyard. Little miscreant.


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