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Thursday, August 24, 2006

Snakes in a Mother@*#&'in Theater!!

"OMG! Did you hear?! It was totally on CNN. Some crazy guy let loose a bunch of rattlesnakes in a Phoenix movie showing of Snakes on a PLanE!!!!"

"Really?!?! That's not what I heard. I heard that two high school students only let loose two snakes in the theater."

"Oh yeah? Well it turns out that there was only ONE snake. And it was in the hallway. Outside the theater. You know, like they do sometimes in ARIZONA. You know, where rattlenakes LIVE."

This is a great example of the media wanting SO HARD to believe it was true that they just ran the story without asking anyone. It was kinda awesome, though.

On a side note, SNAKES ON A MOTHER@*#&'IN PLANE is F@#&'IN SWEET. Some GREAT death scenes.

Alternate title: Snakes On Crack, as they are referred to several times during the film.


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