Punishment Island (mAc's LOST Week 18)

Saints Be Praised!!!! We did NOT have to wait until mid-April for another episode. This week is all Locke-ety Goodness. That poor, poor bastard. Got screwed out of a kidney by his own DAD! That is SO weak! But how did he lose the use of his legs? No one knows. Boone gets WRECKED and by seeing previews for next week, might not make it. Oh well. Though I hope it's a ruse and they kill Claire. Stupid baby-Lady is an-noy-ing. OK, so Punishment Island? On his eternal (and fruitless) quest to open the magic hatch, Locke begins losing the use of his legs. Shame on him for trying to solve the mystery of the island! (cue Island: "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling survivors!). Closing shot? Apparently the locked chamber contains whatever crap was in the Pulp Fiction briefcase. A yellow light bulb. How exciting. And where's my monster??? Get LOST. Also, get yourself an ALIAS.