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Thursday, May 11, 2006

Jessica Simpleton

Originally uploaded by macslost.
Since I'm on a judgemental streak...

Courtesy of Go Fug Yourself:

Oompa-loompa doompety-doo
I've got another fugging for you.
Tanorexic fame-whores are frightening to me.

What do you do when your affairs are a mess,
And the press has been siding with your cuckolded ex?
Spray yourself gold and fluff up your cleav,
'Cause that's all the tricks you've got up your sleeve.


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