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Thursday, May 11, 2006

Jessica Simpleton


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Since I'm on a judgemental streak...

Courtesy of Go Fug Yourself:

Oompa-loompa doompety-doo
I've got another fugging for you.
Oompa-loompa-dumbety-dee
Tanorexic fame-whores are frightening to me.

What do you do when your affairs are a mess,
And the press has been siding with your cuckolded ex?
Spray yourself gold and fluff up your cleav,
'Cause that's all the tricks you've got up your sleeve.

posted by Mac at 7:50 PM

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