Speaking of Tucker Carlson....

Have some violent need to shoot someone in the face? Does it keep you up at night? Have you been taking copious notes during CSI to make sure you don't get caught? Already found some latex gloves? Now before you go cleansing the planet of walking dung, remember, there's no TiVo in prison. Instead, you can shoot whoever you want online! Um, and I apologize if I uploaded any photos of you in here.