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Friday, January 25, 2008

The Future Is Now! (almost)

So, according to Cyberdyne, er, The University of Washington (my alma mater, who I couldn't care less about until NOW) has developed microscopic circuitry that can be inserted into contact lenses to give you on-screen readouts or cross-hairs or whatever!!! Like The Terminator or Bionic Man! So freakin' RAWK. Laser-vision....so.....close....


Please note, no normal humans are being harmed during the testing. Just albinos.


Blogger - The M.A.D. Hapa said...

Oh dude. All we need now is for someone to invent a (reasonably priced) jet pack.

3:53 PM

Blogger Vitamin Black said...

Currently being tested on small animals who reported "minimal discomfort" after an hour of wear. Well the animals didn't report minimal discomfort. The guy in the labcoat did. Then he went into another room and shocked a puppy on the nuts for 20 minutes.

10:56 PM


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