You, sir, are a dick. And you suck.

You, sir, are a dick. And you suck.
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So apparently there's this book called The Other Boleyn Girl, about Ann Boleyn and her sister Mary and their marriages/affairs with King Henry the VIII and there's head-lopping and sex and all that, right?

Eric Banner is playing Henry (who's a dick for real, but this isn't why Eric's one). The reason ERIC is a dick is that he gets to make out with BOTh sisters.

Played by Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson.

You. Bastard.