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Monday, May 29, 2006

Welcome to WAL-MERICA

Welcome to WAL-MERICA
Originally uploaded by macslost.
WAL-MERICA. The name says it all. The overweight family of 6-12, living out an uneducated existence dependent on informational spoon-feedings during the commercial breaks of Everyone Loves Raymond reruns and whatever snowjob's being spun on the local Fox News affiliate. Slow to listen, quick to ban. America good, you bad. What Pastor Dave says the 700 Club says the Bible says is what I agree with 100%, so you must be wrong and going to hell. 'Wal-Merica, where we're protected by the fine folks at Wal-Mart, Fox and Doctor Phil. WAL-MERICA. We're not a red state! We're WHITE, dammit.'

And just for the record, I claim the right to Wal-Merica. I said it FIRST.


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