Dear Halloween, I love you

I love Halloween. It's arguably the best Holiday of the year. I mean, there's no presents like Christmas, so that sucks, but it's all about partying with friends and dressing up in obnoxious costumes, which rules, so it's got that going for it. Then there's the constant horror movie marathons and massive candy intake, so all in all, it's a good holiday. (However, the Christmas decorations coming out before Halloween is OUT OF CONTROL and these jackasses should be fined. What IS that?! Seriously, if you love them that much, just leave them up all year round.) Anyway, after having Halloween sneak up on me due various life drama, I stole a Herbie: Fully Loaded costume from our DVD stunt and bought some fake tits and a wig and went as Lindsay Lohan. Man, people really love grabbing boobs. Myself included.