I HATE RUSSELL CROWE

No shock there. Seriously. I miss Romper Stomper. L.A. Confidential. The Quick And The Dead. The Insider. Gladiator. Even Virtuosity. This crap? No. "Crowe would play an investment banker who loses his job and moves to Provence to take over a failing vineyard owned by his just-deceased uncle -- a move complicated by the arrival of an unknown American cousin." Just....no.