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Thursday, July 21, 2005

Grand Theft GTA: SA

Grand Theft GTA: SA
Originally uploaded by macslost.
What?! SEX in a videogame? UNACCEPTABLE. Can't have my children seeing that. This will interfere with the rampant cop-killing and ultra-violence. Anyone got a phone number for a Senator? (note to self: sex bad, violence good.) I mean really, if you haven't played this game (or either of it's earlier incarnations) you can have sex with hookers, watch the car shake, are REWARDED for this by gaining health, and then you can get out of the car and beat the hooker to death and get your money back. Oh, but simulated sex is just going TOO FAR. We live in a giant sitcom.


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