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Saturday, June 04, 2005


All of the critics agree!!! CINDERELLA MAN is the best movie of the year! The greatest film of all time! CINDERELLA MAN will make you rise up and cheer! CINDERELLA MAN will make you proud to be an American! It will pay your mortgage! It will give you a "happy ending" AND make you breakfast! It cures cancer! My God, this film will make the crippled WALK and the blind SEE!!! RUSSELL CROWE IS A GIFT FROM GOD'S LOINS!!!!! WE"RE NOT WORTHY!! WE"RE NOT WORTHY!!!!! Seriously. Russell Crowe is a dick. I might watch this on DVD later. Maybe I'll have a double feature with Million Dollar Baby. And everyone can come over and we can all rub each other down in a love fest in front of the two greatest films ever made. EVER. In similar news, The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants got the same rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I'm just saying.


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