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Monday, August 10, 2009

"Love Sucks"

Want to know what else sucks? High school. And vampires with kiddie fetishes.

Here's what I would like to know. Why the EFF would 2 brother vampires who look 30 (because they ARE 30) hang out in a high school?!

Look, I get it. Teen girls are probably a tasty snack. Makes sense. What DOESN'T make sense is why a vampire, most likely high up in the double (if not triple) digits age-wise would want to actually TALK to one. I'm only 35 and I have a real hard time dealing with teenagers as it is. Then again these moody-type vampires are all about self-flagellation in various forms, so maybe they punish themselves by hanging out in high school, I don't know.

It just seems to be a fate much, much worse than just going to hell.



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