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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Overanalyzing Cartoons

M'man Scott just sent over a link to an amazing website that goes way too far into the underlying truths and perversions of animated films and cartoons. The highlight of the day links to another site, but it's well worth a read:

The 10 Most Insane, Child-Warping Moments of 80's Cartoons

10) Shipwreck’s Family Melts in G.I. Joe
9) The Care Bears Raise the Dead in The Care Bears Movie II
8) Turtle-Human Lust in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
7) The Smurfs Sing Someone to Death in The Smurfs
6) Seaspray Loves a Mermaid, Becomes a Mermaid and Hits on Bumblebee in Transformers

I won't spoil the last 5. You can read all about them and watch the scenes in YouTube format over at Topless Robot. This is why children of the 80's are awesome.

And a little something for our children of the 70's:

The 5 Lamest & Greatest ViewMaster slide kits. It's a Bonanza of good times.


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