Dear Guitar Hero,

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I've ... started seeing someone else. I mean, I still really, really like you, but I feel like my whole world's opened up with this other person. Please don't cry, it's not you, it's me. I just need more out of life. And it's not like we won't still be friends.

And I'll put my hands on you from time to time, maybe (probably) drunk more often than not, but it's better than nothing, right? It's not like I'm gonna give you to some poor kid who's greasy little hands will abuse you until you're just the shell of the beauty you are now. Right?


Right?