Me vs. The Sun

sun kill
Originally uploaded by macslost.

In my 31 years the sun and I have never really been on good terms. In fact, most of time Mr. Sun has been a damned nuisance. Blinding me, making me sweat, drawing out all of society's cattle onto the beaches and roadways and basically making me miserable. So it's been a battle to the death and I think I've lost. Recently I find myself becoming more and more perturbed at the dark and the cold. Have I already acclimated to LA's most powerful lure? (OK, second most powerful lure) What now? Do I cry and drive like an idiot when it rains? Do I start to grow a nice leather hide all over my body? I guess, as a creature of habit, what I really want to know is "Will this hurt?"