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Monday, December 05, 2005

Screw Ralphie

Screw Ralphie
Originally uploaded by macslost.
Learn to make your own Christmas ornaments! It's as easy as 1-2-3! Step 1, find cool crap. Step 2, buy some eye screws. Step 3, drill a hole in the cool crap's head. Step 4, put the screw in the hole. Step 5, run some string through it and hang that bad boy up, yo. The End. (note: these instructions can also be used to perform the 'Dirty Cincinatti' as well, though not recommended if you are over the age of 18 or on your second strike.)


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