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Friday, December 23, 2005

I've got the Spirit!!!


I've got the Spirit!!!
Originally uploaded by macslost.
The CHRISTMAS Spirit, that is!! I just got the COOLEST DVD in the mail. Totally unexpected and yet I am so excited about it, it's like it's been on my Christmas list for years but no one ever got it for me. It's called "Santa's Slay" and it stars WWE wrestler Bill Goldberg as the not-so-jolly St. Nick. Behold the glory:

"Jolly old Saint Nick goes from the nice list to the naughty list when an old wager runs up and his promise to be nice takes a backseat to his murderous impulses in this comic tale of terror from first-time director David Steiman. It turns out that the story of Santa Clause as we know it isn't quite the whole story, and instead of being a kind hearted gift-giver, Santa is actually a devilish life-taker. It was 1000 years ago that the cherubic devil lost a bet with an angel that forced him to play nice for an entire millennium. Though he remained true to his word and spread Christmas cheer for what secretly seemed like an eternity, Santa's patience has run dry with the expiration of the wager, and when this bet runs up the legend of kindly old Kriss Kringle will never be quite the same."

And neither will we. Neither will we. I'm just jittery with anticipation. Merry X-Mas everyone! I'll need a detailed list of loot after the holidys so we can compare.

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